As the whale tried to eat Jonah (Goldberg), he found the meal so putrid, the entire contents of his stomach were disgorged into the East River - including every Townhall column ever written by Jonah, especially the most officious and dishonest column on Joe and Valerie Wilson. The world's largest mammal should have known better than try feeding on the bottom of the world's tantamount sewer, where the flotsam and jetsam of the neo-conservative world roiled with a most angry synergy that all of America was repulsed by its overwhelming effluence. Alas, Jonah was once again saved by his total lack of appeal, his tastelessness, his total lack of talent. Even the hungry whale could not stomach his bull.